Bad Jokes

Yo mama's so ubiquitous, she everybody's mama! (Credit where credit is due to the Buttered Niblets.)

What's Jackie Chan's favorite drink?
Wa-taaaah!

So there are these two muffins in a pan in the oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says, "Whew! Is it hot enough in here for ya?" The second muffin says, "Oh my god, it's a talking muffin!"

And the worst (dorkiest) of all...
Three engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body. One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an Electrical Engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses. Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a Mechanical Engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pullies is ingenious. "No," the third student said, "you're both wrong. The human body was designed by a Civil Engineer. Who else but a Civil Engineer would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?"

Anybody else have any bad jokes? Corniness never fails to make me smile.